Top Ten Ways the Democratic National Convention Could Be Even Lamer

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TOP TEN WAYS THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION COULD BE EVEN LAMER:

10. Only the most carbon neutral entertainment allowed: Mimes.

9. Every hour they turn on FOX News for two minutes of hate.

8. Second day is all freestyle poetry.

7. Celebratory balloons being dropped on crowd replaced with much more biodegradable dyed hay.

6. Tolerance competitions!

5. To waste less electricity on microphones, all speakers will communicate through sign language.

4. Keynote speaker: Walter Mondale.

3. They announce that the Democrats’ symbol of the donkey is to be replaced with the much more appropriate Queen of the Faeries.

2. All signs must include an Esperanto translation.

And the number one way the Democrat National Convention could be even lamer…

If they hear a single person use “Democrat” as an adjective, the whole thing is called off.

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