If you know that you’ve been committing thoughtcrime then today’s post is for you comrade. Today’s post will be especially useful against greedy Losertarians, bigoted and crazy KKKonservatives, and evil RepubliKKKans. Your progressive friends are sure to love these photos. Ensure that you disseminate these photos as widely as possible. Enjoy!
Comrade, why are you thinking the wrong thoughts? Stop it, or face the Gulag. Don’t be a Tea-Bagger, learn doublethink. Report crimes against the state to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Don’t forget to allow leftists to indoctrinate your children.
Remember, if you want to keep your own money you’re a greedy evil person. If you want the government to take more money from people and redistribute it, you’re a kind, caring, and generous person. Don’t forget to rail against capitalism using your IPhone on twitter and Facebook while drinking your favorite coffee at Starbucks.
As always, it’s important for leftists to keep their millions, but give up your cash for the greater good. You don’t want to be a part of the evil Koch brothers’ conspiracy do you?
Comrade, give your cash for carbon credits and feel smug today!