Pope Francis isn’t a leftist, yet believes that profits are the “dung of the devil“. As all loyal Party members know, it’s selfish to want to keep your own income yet selfless to have governments take 90% of someone’s income. To think otherwise would quite simply be a thoughtcrime. Clearly what the world needs is more socialism as practiced in a true Worker’s Paradise such as: the former Ukrainian Soviet Socialist Republic, Zimbabwe, Rhode Island, Detroit, Greece, or Venezuela. We will all live in utopia once this capitalism thing is relegated to the dustbin of history, or simply erased from the memory of all mankind. If nothing else, do it for The Children™.