(Hat-tip to Powerline) Some of you may have heard about how an oppressed minority student at the University of Missouri started a hunger strike and some perpetually outraged Party members held protests because some guy in a truck supposedly yelled a racial slur one time. As we all know, cis-gendered, homophobic, privileged, white (spit), imperialistic, men are responsible for the world’s problems and taxpayer dollars need to go towards creating safe spaces for adult Party members on campus. Asking oppressed Party members to back up their opinions requires thinking and might hurt their delicate psyches. Don’t be a thoughtcriminal comrade, comply with progressive ideals and demands!

Without further ado, here’s the videos that you’ve all been waiting to see. Enjoy!