Maybe Al Sharpton was having a slow day, perhaps all of the world’s other problems are solved or more likely he just needed someone else to shakedown. Charlatan, er uh, Reverend Al Sharpton is calling for an emergency meeting to discuss the “appalling” Oscar nominations because this year, no black people were nominated. Sharpton quipped that “The movie industry is like the Rocky Mountains, the higher you get, the whiter it gets”. Even though The Oscars’ president Cheryl Isaacs is black, she’s a racist that has considerable trouble recognizing diversity. I wonder, what exactly does Al Sharpton intend to promulgate at this meeting? How to make money of this perceived slight, how to get people fired, how to talk to a teleprompter or just how to be a racist in general. Al Sharpton would never ever be racist himself right? Perpetuating a false rape case or anti-Semitic riots would be beneath him.
I’m sure that Sharpton has a great solution, and I’m not talking about another way for him to make even more money and add on to his $4.5 million in back taxes. I can see it now, affirmative action for The Oscars. They’ll be awards specifically for homosexuals, African-Americans, Asian-Americans, Hispanics and award for Al Sharpton himself every year (No better way to avoid lawsuits and protests). Who cares about real talent, nothing but race matters and you’re a cis, racist and evil white man if you believe otherwise. If you don’t happen to be a white man, you must be a “race-traitor” and obviously aren’t thinking left, I mean straight.
Al Sharpton shall surely bring more laughs for years to come. It seems as though Al Sharpton will also be able to make money off of the suffering and anguish of others sadly enough, for quite a long time. Perhaps one day he’ll stop being such a racist agitator but then again, I might also see pigs grow wings and fly into outer space. Maybe I’ll get sued by the National Action Network (NAN) just for typing this up? As with many of the links from Yahoo! I post up, don’t forget to read the comments. I hope that you all enjoy the photos!