Category: Humor

Endless trash from Disney’s Star Wars

Buy everything! Question nothing! Consume product! Just buy more Disney’s© LucasFilm™ toys, DVDs, Disney+ access, and just accept what is being pushed on you. I could state my opinions on the latest Star Wars trilogy but why bother when so many others can do so much more exquisetly? I watched The Force Awakens and was mildly satisfied while watching it and found The Last Jedi to be confusing and awful (Disney’s© LucasFilm’s™ strange anti-capitalist message was more than a little ironic to me). In light of this I’m not even going to the theater to see the latest product from Disney’s© LucasFilm™ and am just watching some reviews of it instead. I liked them quite a lot and I hope that you find them entertaining as well, enjoy!

Red Letter Media is simply amazing!

Remember: “They can fly now!!!

San Diego Driving, Part Two

Good evening everybody, this post is simply to showcase another video about driving on the fine roads in San Diego and the drivers contained therein. From wrong way motorists, to Interstate crashes, and illegal U-turns my dash camera has recorded all sorts of highway hijinks for you to be amazed by. Enjoy!

The Rise of Skywalker predictions video

Well everybody, yet another Star Wars movies is about to be released so that means it is time for another Red Letter Media prediction video about The Rise of Skywalker! I have written before what I think about how this film will turn out but now Mike and Rich have attempted to perceive what will happen in what has turned into an over-bloated Disney disaster of a commercial project and I want to spread the news of this far and wide. I think that I will see this film just to watch what J.J. Abrams does to try and salvage the Star Wars film series. I think that it will be hilarious…

 

No One’s Ever Really Gone

The Star Wars Episode IX teaser trailer just came out and boy am I amazed at how invested the fanboys are into what has become a soulless Disney product. I don’t get the reaction videos that I’ve watched. There are a lot of good movies out there that I really enjoy but I don’t understand crying to a teaser trailer where people that you thought were dead come back to life. What can I really say about Star Wars that others haven’t already said in a far superior manner? I believe that I can allow the following videos and images speak for themselves…

How soy-filled can one man be?

I feel as though Mister Metokur has a pretty good take on the preceding man-baby:

Rachel Madcow is sad…

Rachel Maddow is sad and distraught about Mueller’s report and lack of desire for indictments related to conspiracy theories. She’s sad that President Trump is still her President and isn’t going to be impeached anytime soon. She’s sad that President Trump didn’t “collude” with Russian Internet trolls and other components of the “vast right-wing conspiracy.” Rachel wants to know the truth and thinks that the whole country seems to see things with her distorted perspective. It’s almost as though Rachel Madcow has spewed lies, inanity, and conspiracy theories for so long that she actually believes her own invective now. Honestly, this is just sad. Watch:

Perhaps her viewership will fully collapse and she’ll have to “learn to code”? A man can dream right? Rachel and her fellow peddlers journalists should also get mad at the Internet while they’re at it. But they’ll probably hold onto a vain hope of impeaching President Trump instead of doing something useful. I’m sure that any month year decade day the Democratic Party and their media adjuncts will take down President Trump.

postscript: As one investigation goes into the dustbin another rises up in the Ukraine about Hillary. But of course, the galaxy-brains over at the Washington Post can’t take any hits back at their side.

The Hill – As Russia collusion fades, Ukrainian plot to help Clinton emerges

Washington Post – Ukraine just showed us how a foreign power can play Trump to its own ends

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Be afraid, DesTiny is coming for you Rethuglikans!!!

I saw this clip and I just had to put up another short post about what I witnessed. Are you afraid and quaking in your boots yet? Well you should be because Incestiny is coming for you!!! Watch what happens when you guzzle pure soy and behold the threatening spectacle of a typical Antifa member!

Jesse Lee Peterson VS IncesTiny and Hasan Piker

This post will be another short one to write but the videos are some serious gold.

Also, here’s why I refer to Destiny as Incestiny:

His Destiny is Autism

Destiny never argues from emotion, he’s completely logical and you’re just not smart enough to understand what he’s saying.

I’ll throw in a few timestamps to Mr. Piker’s more hilarious statements:

Undocumented citizens” 24:50

Thought experiment” on taxing employers more and redistributing wealth to “Undocumented citizens” 31:26

I need to understand what you’re saying contextually” in response to Mr. Piker being asked if he’s a man 34:30

Here comes the “no human is illegal” trope 51:29

A higher state of consciousness” from smoking pot 53:36

Muh “Systemic Racism” 1:00:00

Believing women” 1:04:58

I’m a globalist” 1:11:18

Being aggressive as a man is toxic. JLP: “Are you for just allowing the illegal aliens to come in?” Aaron Morris: “Yea.

The self-admitted beta male admits to himself that he does discriminate against “bad things.” AMAZIN! Also, do progressives believe that people are born homosexual or is sexuality fluid?

S L U T – M A K E R

I don’t even know what to say or where to start about these debates. All I can do is sit in awe and watch…

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All I see are NPCs! We live in a society!

It’s amazing how such an accurate description of progressives can hurt them so badly and quickly. The New York Times article on Non-Playable Characters (NPC) is so unintentionally hilarious I can’t help but wonder if it’s written by a Republican as a joke. Let’s take a look at a modern socialist’s attempts to understand humor and the Internet:

The campaign, which was born in the fever swamps of 4chan and Reddit message boards, involved creating hundreds of fictional personas with gray cartoon avatars, known as NPCs.

The enlightening commentary on Internet jokes just keeps getting better and better:

These accounts posed as liberal activists and were used to spread — among other things — false information about November’s midterm elections

What the hell, does the author think that this is some elaborate scheme by the Russians (who can do everything by the way)?

NPC Wojak is a variation of Wojak, an old cartoon (also known as “feels guy”) that has become a kind of collective mascot for the far-right commenters online. In recent weeks, users on 4chan and Reddit have made all kinds of memes featuring NPC Wojak.

Oh look, tis the far-right pejorative used again on someone that doesn’t agree in lock-step with the Democratic Party and media.

And then, when progressives object to a meme that portrays them as unthinking automatons, it becomes another piece of evidence: See? The left can’t take a joke.

Glad to see that we can agree that the left has no sense of humor. If you guys could take a joke there would’ve been no need to write this dumb article or for Twitter to ban thousands of obvious parody accounts.

The campaign began as a joke. But a few of the accounts started posting misleading information about the midterm elections, including encouraging liberals to vote on Nov. 7. (Election Day is Nov. 6.)

Damn, the author really doesn’t have a sense of humor does he? Has Mr. Alex Burns never heard this joke before? Does he really not understand it? This next excerpt takes the cake though:

Are these Russian bots?

Probably not. (Although some of the NPC accounts may have been automated, there is no sign that Russia is involved in this.) Mostly, it appears to be a 4chan joke that spiraled into some mild voter suppression.

An Internet meme is now voter suppression, who knew? Since the NPC meme is so clearly effective and accurate why not post up some NPC memes? Enjoy and be sure to share with your fellow NPCs!!!

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An article by The Independent is also pretty hilarious.

Voxis Production’s “The Predator” Review

A few days ago I wrote a short post about my cringe-inducing viewing experience of The Predator and how absolutely terrible it was. During the process of writing that post one of the better film reviews I’ve seen recently was taken down just a few hours after being posted. I guess that non-nudity was too much for someone to handle. It’s made by a growing channel on YouTube called Voxis Productions that does some pretty good work and is well worth your time.

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Alright, I promise I’ll stop talking about the Predator franchise for a while now. I just can’t stand how many terrible sequels that there have been to the first amazing film. I even thought that the second movie still held up pretty well and built on the lore in nice ways. Go to hell Hollywood. I do have one last thought roiling in my mind before I leave this films series though: can Hollywood be consistent on sexual predators? A scene that had a man by the name of Steve Wilder (sex offender who actually served some time) was cut from the movie right before its release. Why does Hollywood accept convicted rapist Roman Polanski who fled the country to escape prosecution though? Just some food for thought I suppose.

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