Tag: “news”

Creepy Porn Lawyer Arrested for Domestic Violence

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It seems that the problems keep mounting for Michael Avenatti, the creepy porn lawyer who is representing Stormy Daniels, has been given national exposure by progressive media outlets for not liking Trump, and is mulling a 2020 Presidential run. Aside from being hit with a restraining order to not accept payment for legal fees, was struck down by a personal judgement for 4.85 million to a former colleague, and subsequently evicted from his law firm’s office Avenatti is now in LAPD custody for domestic violence.

Verily, this was a man that really needed all of the media attention that’s been showered on him for the last several months. I wonder if dying outlets like Vanity Fair will still write articles comparing Avenatti to President Trump? Out of a very comedic article the beginning is probably the best:

The case for President Michael Avenatti, put forward by adoring MSNBC moms and vengeful Clintonites, is simple: Democrats need their own Donald Trump, and nobody mimics Trump’s elemental command of media dynamics better than the lawyer who weaponized Stormy Daniels.

Of course the author didn’t deign to cite any sources or quote a single person in this assertion. I’m sure that Ms. Nguyen realizes that it was the media that weaponized the creepy porn lawyer and Stormy Daniels but that’s not important I guess. What is important is the narrative that the orange man is bad and defeating Trumputin in 2020!

All I see are NPCs! We live in a society!

Didn’t take long for the YouTube account associated with the video to get terminated. At least I had the foresight to save the video as soon as I saw it:

It’s amazing how such an accurate description of progressives can hurt them so badly and quickly. The New York Times article on Non-Playable Characters (NPC) is so unintentionally hilarious I can’t help but wonder if it’s written by a Republican as a joke. Let’s take a look at a modern socialist’s attempts to understand humor and the Internet:

The campaign, which was born in the fever swamps of 4chan and Reddit message boards, involved creating hundreds of fictional personas with gray cartoon avatars, known as NPCs.

The enlightening commentary on Internet jokes just keeps getting better and better:

These accounts posed as liberal activists and were used to spread — among other things — false information about November’s midterm elections

What the hell, does the author think that this is some elaborate scheme by the Russians (who can do everything by the way)?

NPC Wojak is a variation of Wojak, an old cartoon (also known as “feels guy”) that has become a kind of collective mascot for the far-right commenters online. In recent weeks, users on 4chan and Reddit have made all kinds of memes featuring NPC Wojak.

Oh look, tis the far-right pejorative used again on someone that doesn’t agree in lock-step with the Democratic Party and media.

And then, when progressives object to a meme that portrays them as unthinking automatons, it becomes another piece of evidence: See? The left can’t take a joke.

Glad to see that we can agree that the left has no sense of humor. If you guys could take a joke there would’ve been no need to write this dumb article or for Twitter to ban thousands of obvious parody accounts.

The campaign began as a joke. But a few of the accounts started posting misleading information about the midterm elections, including encouraging liberals to vote on Nov. 7. (Election Day is Nov. 6.)

Damn, the author really doesn’t have a sense of humor does he? Has Mr. Alex Burns never heard this joke before? Does he really not understand it? This next excerpt takes the cake though:

Are these Russian bots?

Probably not. (Although some of the NPC accounts may have been automated, there is no sign that Russia is involved in this.) Mostly, it appears to be a 4chan joke that spiraled into some mild voter suppression.

An Internet meme is now voter suppression, who knew? Since the NPC meme is so clearly effective and accurate why not post up some NPC memes? Enjoy and be sure to share with your fellow NPCs!!!

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An article by The Independent is also pretty hilarious.

 

 

 

 

Anyway, how is your sex life?

Have any of you ever watched The Room? It must be one of the best so bad it’s good movies ever created in all of human history. Tommy Wiseau is just as bad at acting as he is at screenwriting and directing but The Room is simply a masterpiece that you should watch at least once in your life. It even seems like Tommy’s voice is dubbed over but I don’t care, it just adds to the hilarity of the film. In the following video you will see one of the most incredible pieces of dialogue in cinematic history:

Funny enough, the New York Times wants to know about your high school sex life (only if you’re a man though) in an opinion piece titled: Men, Tell Us About Your Sex Life. This is an interactive article in which you get to describe your sexual experiences with women in during your younger years and explain if/how your opinions and thoughts have changed over time:

Did you ever, as a teenager or younger man, behave toward women in ways you may now regret? If so, how? And how has that experience stayed with you over the years? *

How old were you when you had this experience? *

Have standards of what constitutes unacceptable behavior changed since then? Have you? *

How old are you? In what year did you graduate? *

What is your name? It will not be published without your permission. *

What is your email? It will not be published. *

The real kicker to all of these great questions are the Reader Submission Terms. Of course, no one would think to troll the New York Times right? Here are the terms “of note“:

  • Your Content must not be false, defamatory, misleading or hateful or infringe any copyright or any other third party rights or otherwise be unlawful.
  • We will use the contact details that you provide to verify your identity and answers to the questionnaire, as well as to contact you for further information on this story. If we publish Your Content, we may include your name and location.

I can’t think of too many men who would seriously respond to these questions other than the few  simps, soyboys and cucks that bother subscribing to the New York Times. I don’t think that anyone at the New York Times understands how large numbers of Internet users would respond to these intrusive questions. The left doesn’t just want in your wallet anymore, it wants to control what you do in your bed as well. I suppose that these “men” would answer such questions:

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Vice’s Rainbow Warriors VS Neo-Nazis

Let’s look at some of the latest filth pro-pedo propaganda news from Vice News. How about an article that’s hilariously titled: “My Gay Prison Gang Fights Neo-Nazis.” Do I even need to say anything about the title itself? In the article a man by the name of Dennis Mintun wrote that he formed a gang that was dubbed “Rainbow Warriors” to defend gays and sex offenders. Here’s a short quote from the article:

Our number-one objective was to counter the Aryans’ program of ‘jumping in recruits’ by beating up gays and sex offenders. So we teamed up every time they tried, and after a few of their initiations went south, they began jokingly calling us the ‘Rainbow Warriors.’

Isn’t that so gallant of inmate Mintun? Let’s take a quick glance at what got Mintun sent to prison in the first place from his appeal (PDF):

Mintun was charged with four counts of sexual abuse of a minor.   Counts I through III alleged that on July 22, 2002, Mintun induced three boys, ages seven, nine, and ten, to touch and/or be touched and kissed by the other boys with the intent to gratify Mintun’s sexual desire, in violation of Idaho Code § 18-1506(1)(b).  Mintun took photographs of the boys touching and kissing each other.   Two of the boys were brothers and the third was a cousin, and at least one was a nephew of Mintun.   Count IV alleged that, on a different date, Mintun committed sexual abuse by inducing the ten-year-old boy to watch and photograph Mintun while Mintun masturbated, in violation of I.C. § 18-1506(1)(a).

I guess it’s fitting for a child molester’s unverified claims about forming a gang of homosexuals and sex offenders who fight Neo-Nazis to get published by a progressive outlet like Vice News. I mean, this is the same outfit that wrote an article about drinking cum. Inmate Mintun claims that the impetus for forming the “Rainbow Warriors” was how another inmate by the name of Peter Curtright whom Mintun thought was also a sex offender died in a prison fight. According to an article by the Idaho Press the Idaho Department of Corrections has the following to say:

Inmate Dennis Matthew Britain assaulted Curtright on Aug. 1, 2007, in a locker room at the prison’s gym, according to IDOC. IDOC investigators believe that Britain assaulted Curtright to gain acceptance of a prison gang, however the department did not specify which gang. IDOC said it doesn’t believe Britain intended to kill Curtright.

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IDOC told the Idaho Press records do not list Curtright as a sex offender. According to Idaho online court records, Curtright was charged with crimes in Ada County and Twin Falls County for charges including aggravated battery, aggravated assault and assault or battery upon an officer.

Here’s an interesting comment from the Idaho Press article:

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The proceeding video adds some more interesting details and research into the depravity that Vice News is pushing. I wonder just how far Vice News and their ilk will go to further debase society?

 

Bonus material:

Internet Insanity: Kurt Eichenwald (In two parts)

I’ve stumbled across two really amazing videos on a channel I just found a few days ago about what has to be the world’s most bizarre insane frothing unhinged weird bizarre interesting reporter to have lived in all of human history. I could try and summarize these two videos and the incidents surround Kurt Eichenwald but why even try? Where would I start? Would I talk about his glorious interview on Tucker Carlson Tonight about a Tweet of his claiming that President Trump was checked into a mental hospital was “a signal to a source”? How about the time he paid thousands of dollars to a source of his who was a child involved in porn? How about posting up a photo on Twitter that inadvertently illustrated his use of hentai to show his wife that tentacle porn exists? The story of how Kurt Eichenwald obliterated his own career and utterly fell apart is simply amazing.

Really, you have to watch both of these videos.

For a guy who uses Twitter so much it’s interesting that he now wants to boycott it. Perhaps he’ll stop acting like such an idiot? No, he’ll just slip up again. Let’s look at some of his wonderful Twitter activity though:

Just know that almost 450k people follow this man’s words on Twitter. Perhaps they’re doing it ironically?

What a great source of entertainment this man is:

Here’s the full Tucker Carlson interview for anyone that’s interested in watching the entire dumpster fire: